Only my boy

Okay guys, my son says some pretty funny things, but this one takes the cake. Well, let me start from the beginning. All week Derek has been looking forward to this weekend. He is going camping with his dad for 3 days without us girls. I've been telling him that he has to be on his best behavior in order to go. Well, today, he was picking on Cassie by taking away her toys and making her cry. I told him "Derek, I don't think that is very good choices, and boys who don't make good choices don't get to go on camping trips!" He sulked and pouted for a minute and then went into his room. He came out a couple minutes later, grabbed the phone and grabbed the phone book. When I asked him what he was doing he said
" I'm calling Dr. Phil. I want to go camping and you said I can't go when I make bad choices! I don't like that and I'm going to tell Dr. Phil"
He had the most serious look on his face, and I laughed so hard I cried after he left the room.